Monthly Archives: April 2021

  One week back in the Cage of Dreams and a record attendance of 23 players at training. The Hastings 1066 Walking Football dream is fast becoming a reality. And when the WF Sussex Superleague returns ‘The Pirates’ will be a force to be reckoned with. There will always be […]


The Cage of Dreams version 2 is now open for business. And for their first run-out on the third of hallowed astroturf, Hastings 1066 decided to play a first v second team match. The best-laid plans of chairmen and men are often foiled, and a couple of key players were […]


Stockley Park was buzzing tonight with a decision that brought shame on the whole VAR system. The Lemons, on the Field of Turds, were leading the Wine Gums one-nil when The Cat parried a shot in his goal area and the ball spun away where strikers were waiting to pounce. […]


  Rarities are a thing. Rockinghorse Poo is rare, Jordan marriages that last are rarer. But the rarest thing in the world is a Hassan strike from 12 yards that stays on target and gives the keeper no chance. When the ball came to the exuberant bus driver the watching […]


  Second week back on the Field of Dreams ( also known as the field of turds) while the vandalized cage is being fixed. It was a straight 60-minute fight – in three chukkas – between the Blues led by Scouse Phil and the Wine Gums skippered by Big H. […]