Match report


. Man U have Ronaldo: Hastings United WFC has Wonaldo. Magic Wond gave a virtuoso performance in The Cage of Dreams this morning and drew applause from the crowd of one man and his dog. Puffing Paul will have nightmares all weekend about the two exquisite nutmegs lain upon him […]

18-09-21


. Perspiration mixed freely with inspiration tonight at the Stade Geriatrica. More than 20 players turned out for a humid workout under the dazzling setting sun and some superb walking football was on show along with some very sweaty bibs. If there were cheerleaders at the Stade Geriatrico they would […]

13-09-21


. Perspiration mixed freely with inspiration tonight at the Stade Geriatrica. More than 20 players turned out for a humid workout under the dazzling setting sun and some superb walking football was on show along with some very sweaty bibs. Once again Iron Russ took his pick of the squad […]

06-09-21



. Trappists, Benedictines, Tao Buddhists, Carthusians? Which type of monk does Coach Russ have in mind when he chides us with: “You’re like a silent order!” I once had a snifter of Chartreuse at the Carthusian monastery near Steyning and it certainly kept my own motormouth shut long after vespers. […]

30-08-21


You can either go down like a sack of King Edwards or go down and come up nimbly like a pro. Clive (Gums) tumbled at the sandy end causing some consternation but recovered immediately in the first incident of a lovely 9-9 game at the Cage of Dreams this morning. […]

28-08-21


There was a hat-trick of hat-tricks tonight at the Stade Geriatrico. A night for strikers to sit round an open fire with a brandy and bore their grandchildren with stories of their on-pitch prowess. Record breaking numbers again this week with 26 players on show meaning the Hastings United WFC […]

23-08-21



After being put to the sword in the cup at the weekend, Hastings United needed to find their edge again quickly. And they bounced back with a superb session at Stade Geriatrica – the first in club history to feature side-by-side games. Two pitches were in use to accommodate 22 […]

16-08-21


BLOODIED! BATTERED BUT UNBOWED! Hastings United WFC was taught a painful lesson today (see video above) as the team made its historic debut in the Walking FA Cup. The away tie with Woodnesborough FC was a woefully one-sided affair which ended 6 – 1 to the Kent team. And without […]

15-08-21


  Striking partnerships are a delight to watch when they work. Keegan and Toshack, Greaves and Hurst, Son Heung-Min and Kane spring to mind. Now there is a new double act in town – Massive Mark and Mehdi Hoss. Paired in a side given not much hope, these two clicked […]

09-08-21



  Fabulous over fifties football at the Stade Geriatrica tonight. Some superb scoring, sublime saves, a silly own goal and scintillating skills on show. The final score of 8-2 didn’t really do the game justice – it was much closer than that. The Lemons started the better and took an […]

02-08-21