Hastings 2 [Elliott 7”, Tasker 18”] Eastbourne Borough 1 [Cray 35”] “Ancient footprints are everywhere You can almost think that you’re seein’ double.” (Dylan – “When I Paint My Masterpiece”) No masterpieces on view today but you could be forgiven for thinking you were indeed seeing double. There was something […]
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Southern Combination Walking Football League Old Bexhillians 5 Hastings Hornets 2 Riddler’s dinked lay-off from an Inky Penn pass settled on Mattie’s instep like a butterfly and he swung without breaking his stride. The ball flew at the goal like a shell and Andy Poulter heard his net sizzle […]
Southern Combination Walking Football League Hornets 1 Little Common Wanderers 4 A lost tribe in the Amazon may yet be ignorant of it but I report that we lost heavily to arch rivals today. I was hoping to flex any lyrical writing muscles I might possess here but this […]
2023 AGM and Awards Report by The Cat Councillor David Tasker – AKA Beaky – has been voted in as our Players’ Player of the Year. And his long-suffering wife Lou allowed him to attend the combined AGM/Awards night to pick up his trophy. Beaky also came away with […]
Southern Combination Walking Football League Hastings Hornets vs Old Bexhillians Hillcrest Academy, 10 June 2023 Hastings Hornets 0 Old Bexhillians 2 Shock and awe on the Ore Road It certainly wasn’t the turning point, but it was perhaps the reference point for all of us. Ten minutes into the […]
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Walking Football National Cup Over 50s Eastbourne Borough vs Hastings Priory Lane, Eastbourne, 6th May 2023 Eastbourne Borough 3 Hastings 1 You couldn’t really fault Hastings in a game that probably warranted a score of 2-2 and possibly even a win for the visitors if home keeper Tony Edwards […]
Burwash 0 Hastings United 1 We might often wonder about the benefits of a really vocal coach. A coach that doesn’t kick a ball but plays every tackle, every pass and every shot from the sidelines. A coach who shouts himself hoarse after 40 minutes of encouragement and masterminded […]
Hastings Front Team 3 Hastings Hornets 0 A lost tribe in the Amazon may yet be ignorant of the fact that our two teams played each other yesterday but this deficiency will doubtless be remedied soon by an airdropped hard copy of “The Hastings Observer”. Was anybody else held […]
Chairman fussed over his squad today on the eve of the Cheshunt tournament as if we were fragile porcelain dolls though in some cases dolls made on generous lines. Felled viciously a few weeks ago like a great tree of the forest by a clumping kick to the […]